(Mrs Bowers endearing herself with her gentle sympathy towards the younger students on injection day)

·        “MEN ARE HORNY!”

(Mrs Federer)

·        Student "It's not fair…”

Mr Quinn..."Life’s not fair"

(True)

• “I love you from the heart of my bottom!”

(Mr. Juma)

·        “Boys you're late and you've still got your clothes on - take them off now!”

(Mr. Nketia)

·        *turns on ‘The Music Man’*

*starts dancing to said tune, with actions*

*realising no-one else is dancing with him*

Mr. Fenn: (to student) “No-one else is dancing, are they?”

·        (Upon seeing a student in the corridor who’d skived his lesson that morning)

“You naughty boy!”

(Mr. Fenn)

·        “Liverpool and Manchester United are cheating, lying bastards”

(Mr Shea after being asked for his opinion on football teams. By the way, Mr. Shea is an Arsenal fan)

·        Student: It takes two to tango

Mr. Lee: But what about the wife? She’s not tango-ing!”

(Mr. Lee after walking into a theology lesson where we were discussing the morals of having an affair).

• “I’ve always been told: if you’re a bad teacher, make sure your handouts are good!”

(Mr Lee)

·        “You are sharp cookies” (Mr Potter)