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When it comes to classic quotes, no-one is more unique or spontaneous than Mr. Singleton.
One of the funniest science teachers I have ever known, it was truly a sad day for St. Thomas More when he – once again – declared
his retirement.
As he quite rightly said in his
most recent retirement speech, he did not enjoy all of his time at STM. Perhaps some of these ingenious statements show us
why …
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- “Those of you who want a detention, carry on talking”. (Talking continues)
He thought
so highly of his students…
- “I shall read this again for those of you with no brains”
- “It disrupts the nuclei of the cells, which explains one or two or you people…”
- “I know it’s a difficult mathematical concept, taking one from twelve”
And the classic
of all time …
· “I would like you all to draw a diagram. However, some of you have the
drawing ability of a mentally retarded dyslexic spider”.
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