·        “The dead victims would have been set on fire or burnt, probably both”.

(Referring to the Great Plague of 1665)

·        “He communiticated with people by …”

·        “The nurse would be dabbing the patient with her thong … I mean, prongs …”

·        “I have Mr. Shea on my back …”

(Sick-minded laughter ensues)

·        “I hate Americans, I’m sorry … they’re so stupid! Anyone who puts Bill Clinton in the number one job says it all”.

(Ever heard of racism, Mrs?)

·        “Why isn’t it working?!”

          (Whilst trying to make the television work - helps if you put the video in first, Mrs!)

·        “If you’re not working in a bank or in business,    you’re working in MacDonalds”.

(During a lecture on what’ll happen if we don’t revise and hand in our coursework on time … urm … no!!)

·        “The Public Health messher … member … measure …”

• The cows were slaughtered … ooh I love that word …” (Disturbing evil streak!)